This is what it means to me ?

Friendship is like peeing your pants,

everyone can see it,

but only YOU

can feel the

true warmth..

In a new study, a slight majority of respondents, 51%, said they like the commercials played during the Super Bowl more than the game itself. Forty-nine percent of respondents would rather watch the football action.

… The study also shows that for commercials in the Super Bowl to be most effective, they should probably air in the first quarter, and certainly in the first half. In terms of general recall, 69% of viewers remember ads aired during the first quarter. This percentage drops to 67% in the second quarter, 65% in the third quarter, and 58% in the fourth quarter. The deeper into the game the more “ad fatigue” — when viewers have difficulty maintaining a high level of focus for the commercials. And it makes no difference if the games is a blowout or a nail-biter.

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 2
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2010

“Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers:
What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow!

What an asset she has………

Thou shalt feed me today more than thou didst yesterday.

2. Thou shalt teach me with food – not big sticks and loud voices.

3. Thou shalt walk with me every day – despite thy favorite TV program.

4. Thou shall not buy furniture that I cannot sit on.

5. Thou shalt not pay attention to anyone else but me — lest I feel un-wanted.

6. Thou shalt love me to death – even when I bark all night.

7. Thou shalt not have a Cat with ATTITUDE and CLAWS.

8. Thou shalt not start the car until I am in it.

9. Thou shalt not hide the food.

10. Thou shalt obey the above without question lest I POOP on the neighbors lawn and promote community strife.

Thought’s  & ideas as to what we should call it ????

R u Creative enough…..we may use yours………it’ll get some free Sauce……………..

Just how did Elin Nordegren catch her cheating hubby?  She pretended to be him, and caught Rachel Uchitel in a sexting sting. According to multiple reports, Tiger’s suspicious spouse was told by Tiger that his relationship with the New York City party girl was strictly “platonic” despite being outed in an Enquirer article. Tiger even called Rachel and put the two women on the phone and Uchitel confirmed Tiger’s tale. But later, Elin discovered his sexting messages and then tapped out “I miss you. When are we seeing each other again.” After Uchitel texted back, Elin dialed Uchitel direct, exploding “I knew it was you!”” Suddenly, Tiger who had taken two Ambien to go to sleep, was startled out of a sound sleep.

Jimmy Kimmel welcomes Harrison Ford tonight (Tuesday), who delivers the late-night host a very special anniversary gift.

Nicolas Cage’s foreclosed Las Vegas mansion has finally been sold — for nearly $3.5 million less than the actor paid for it in 2006. According to the broker, Cage purchased the 14,306 square foot Las Vegas home for $8.5 million back in 2006 — which was foreclosed on in November of ‘09. The home was repo’d by the bank — and now the broker, says the home has been sold for $4.95 million.