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Archive for May, 2009

American Idol Bikini Girl….WOW….Better Baby

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

Bikini Girl….Cute puppies

Victoria Secret Girls In Bikinis…………….

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

Girls looking good in white….

GEEKS MORE ADVENTUROUS IN BED

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

A survey says technology workers and other professional geeks are less selfish and more adventurous in bed. The poll of over 2,000 adults found that while geeks are great in bed business owners and gym buffs make the worst lovers because they are too selfish. 82% of male IT workers polled said they considered their partner’s sexual needs above their own, compared to just 41% of gym and fitness workers. Office workers and the unemployed came next on the list of most considerate lovers.

Beach Bodies…………..

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

Some Hot Some Not Beach Bodies…..

IS THAT A SAUSAGE IN YOUR PANTS?

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

Brittany Gariepy was departing a Florida 7-Eleven when a store clerk noticed a suspicious bulge in the front of the 20-year-old’s pants. Concerned that Gariepy may have been shoplifting, store employees contacted a cop, who approached Gariepy in the parking lot. Though she initially denied swiping anything, Gariepy was confronted with evidence spotted inside her vehicle: an empty wrapper for a $1.19 Big Mama pickled sausage. According to sheriff’s office report, the lump that was “clearly visible inside [Gariepy's] pants” was a 2.4 ounce pork product that she apparently consumed post-theft.” She was arrested.

Could It Be A UFO…………..

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

UFO….Maybe…..Do You Believe?????????

BACK OFF ON THE COLA

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

Doctors say drinking large amounts of cola every day can cause muscle problems, an irregular heartbeat and even paralysis. Chronic consumption of the drink can cause a condition called hypokalaemia, in which levels of potassium in the blood fall, in some patients. Symptoms can range from mild weakness and constipation to paralysis. Researchers said that family doctors should look out for muscle problems in people who drink large amounts of cola, after finding that patients who drank between two and 10 liters a day developed the condition.

Dr. Drew Rubbed Wrong Way…………..

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

She rubbed him the wrong way…

WOMEN BUY UNDER-SIZE CLOTHES TO SLIM DOWN

Monday, May 18th, 2009

A survey has found that women buy under-size clothes as an incentive to help them lose weight. In fact, more than a third of women deliberately buy clothes which are too small for them because they are determined to slim down enough to fit into them one day. The research found that on average these women confessed to buying three under-size items of clothing each.

ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE ARE WORTH MORE

Monday, May 18th, 2009

Researchers say attractive people get paid better and rise higher up the corporate ladder than less good-looking colleagues of equal ability. But they believe it may not be simply down to bosses lusting after beautiful members of staff — it may actually be because they are easier to work with and better educated. Psychologists think good looking employees are often more confident as a result of their attractiveness and therefore shine and stand out in the office. It also leads to them being better qualified. Though it may lead to accusations of favoritism among jealous co-workers, the bosses handing out the rewards may be acting subconsciously.

… Analyzing the results of a study, the Journal of Applied Psychology found those deemed to be good-looking were paid more than those with at least similar intelligence levels. They also were more outgoing and tended to be better educated — both could also be a result of the confidence good looks can give a person. However looks alone are no substitute for intelligence. Workers with the highest intelligence levels did the best overall — no matter how good-looking they were.