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Layne Roberts... AKA The Doctor caught the recording bug at a very early age putting tape recorders all over the house and picking up very strange noises... Mostly at night and coming from one of their 7 bedrooms. By the age of 18 he went to college, and since he only knew how to run a floor buffer, and at one time he stocked fruit, at a produce company ladies and gentleman; he walked into the radio station at Penn's College and was trying to find out about "the party" everyone was talking about and quickly became a member of the staff. Within two years he was kicked off the college radio station having a bottle of booze and 2 women on his show AFTER hours... Hence this started his career. It's been a great 28 years. He do lots of mobile DJ stuff, personal appearances, and tries and have as much fun as allowed by law! See ya on the radio!

 

Before I worked in radio... I buffed floors at an old age home and planted mountain pinks.

When I'm not in the studio I'm... At home curled up in the fetal position or practicing yoga.

When I start my show, I never forget to bring... My hat and sunglasses. And the book - The 10 things you should never say on a date... But should say on the radio.

People would be surprised to know... That I am really confused.


 

What Do You?

Listen To: Mozart on most days, and underground gangster rap after I'm done my show. I also occasionally listen to Enya while doing yoga

Watch: The haunting, ESPN, House, Amateur movies are always fun

Like: My girl Michelle, my sons Justin and Blake, my family, wine, green eggs and ham.

Dislike: Escargot, things that go bump in the night! And Camel's Milk

Fear: Being at a friends house flushing the toilet and well... It overflows - nothing you ever say helps.

How'd you get into radio? By mistake. I was taking general courses at Penn's College and they said the broadcasting department had the best parties and got the most chicks, end of story...

What's your guilty pleasure? I don't feel guilty about any of my pleasures Except when I see a woman's handbag that I just can't do without

Have you ever been to jail? Not in New Jersey

If you were stranded on a deserted island, what 3 things would you take with you? 1 case of Durex select (just in case), one... no.... make that 2 hot women and a boat... In case those two women drive me nuts; I'll get in my boat and find another island.

If you could have dinner with anyone dead or alive who would it be? Socrates. He corrupted me as a young person and I'd like to thank him for that.

If you were going to be on a reality tv show (real or fake) what would it be? Live with the doctor and he'll give you a house.

If you had a "real job" what would it be? I would be in the adult industry... That to me is so real

What's waiting for you when you get home? A dog that hates me, a companion that would rather stick a pencil in my eye, a college student that always needs a 20 spot and a1 ½ yr old that doesn't know the meaning of take a nap.


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